You don't have to tell me. I'm a fat guy with a beard.

Why does anyone give a shit what Ethan Hawke and his greasy little meth teeth think?

Hah. Those guys even all have beards. Except for the King of Queens dude.

Jesus, is that a dating profile or a security clearance application?

Your link is broken.

I always had the impression that Playstation and Nintendo were much more popular over in Japan, in part because the gaming tastes are somewhat different, and those consoles cater a little better to them. I taught a group of Japanese high school students a few years ago, and one of the things they thought was…

In the future, everyone will have dirt-paintings on their face.

Hopp Nederland!

Wait, you can really use your own piss as a weapon?

I'm not a woman, so I'll only say these two things: a birthing class may make you feel really empowered and awesome about what you can do, and might help your partner be a better assistant on the day. The second thing is, everyone has their own threshold for pain, etc. Don't feel bad if things don't go to plan.…

My guess is that it would have been hard to prove premeditation, so they went with the rap they knew he couldn't beat.

I wondered about that, too.

Maybe they were all watching Pokemon?

Everyone knows Cersei doesn't take it off for anything less than 100 gold. How else is that Lannister going to pay her debts?

Is all of this accessible to players? That would be sooooo friggin cool if it were.

That's southern dialect for "fuck off" isn't it?

Looks like the Normandy.

Anyone ever watch Foyle's War? That was a pretty great show.

Nothing quite says "I've got a little dick" than Ferrari-themed throw pillows.

Also, the biggest date rape drug is still alcohol, and most people can detect that without nail polish.