I thought there'd be more screaming.

Got me. It looks like Karaoke and Kombucha had an unholy sexual union to create her name.

Yes. But stoned babies sleep really well.

I dreamt I met Amy Poehler the other night. She knew my name and was hella drunk.

That's Lands End, Zig.

Infant face. She looks good for someone whose got a little kid.

She looks great. That man looks like he's about to go perform fire tricks at a third-tier circus.

I can't believe this is the same person who plays Crazy Eyes. It does not want to work in my brain.

I want my hair to match my barf later.

Half of me is shouting KILLITWITHFIRENOW

This whole story reminds me of a short story Gary Larson wrote about 25 years ago, where the screen door in a house rattles. Grandma says "Aliens." She shoots through the door, not looking, and finds their neighbor dead on the front steps, and then says, "Who woulda known Mr. Smith was an alien?"

They are from the very pit of uncanny valley.

I'm sure it looks great on the OR, but you know that we can't see it the same way when we're just watching a youtube video, right? In fact it looks hella bad when you take the video directly from the OR.

I went back to finish my degree when I was 26 after dropping out for a few years. It's not that uncommon, though I also felt kind of weird.

I'm guessing it won't stay in Iowa for long. Either she'll get kicked out (unlikely), or there'll be a "two years later," and she'll be finishing up and getting ready to return to New York, after sleeping with a professor.

I think that's how people tend to see it. I'm not sure if Lena would agree with you, but whatever. We all get whatever we get out of it.

So...I have a weird question about this, not about the appeal of the show, but...just. Well, so do the guys get boners? Because, well, maybe that's uncomfortable for the woman? And if he doesn't get a boner, isn't that kind of bad, too, like—hey, just not into you.

Starring Duck Dynasty guy? Really?

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