It's not always the same hat?

Linoleum back then was a very different substance than what you're thinking of.

That's a lot of look.

Wow. Just wow.

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three, one to do it, and two more to stand by and say, "You're looking huge, man, you're looking huge."

Now my kids want to know why I'm doubled over laughing.

Or. Or.

How about: Trooper Heisenberg stops a particle. "Sir," he says, "do you know how fast you were going?"

If she really loves her butt, why is the song so bad?

Yay, nepotism?

Apparently Alexis Arquette mistook a broom for Jared Leto's penis.

All the butts. It was very nice.

Taylor Swift's song was just mediocre, and she cannot dance to save her life. While I Anaconda is worse, it's worse in a way that's kind of entertaining.

Trying to hide that boner, apparently.

Why does every song have to be like five different songs now?

Schadenfreude ist die größte Freude.

The "boyfriend" pant and shirt were pretty successful a while back. Maybe "dad jeans"?

You joke, but read Kim Stanley Robinson's Shaman. Now that's a survival game in the making.

This is sadly true.

A friend of mine spent the summer in Denmark doing some kind of work, and actually got shushed by a passerby for getting angry at his kid.