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When the AVClub has more journalistic integrity than actual news sources.

Space operas. Pretty much all of them. Even the ones where most of the characters are selfish, like Guardians of the Galaxy and Farscape, exhibit an inherent goodness in people that overwhelms our inherent selfishness when others are in need. Mass Effect is all about building relationships with people who are vastly

That thing looks like an anime rape monster.

Say what you will about fan fiction & fan films, but there's something to be said for people making things purely for the fun of it, knowing they'll never make a dime off it because they legally can't.

He's in the upcoming Wonder Woman movie, so DC got to him first. They didn't want Marvel to complete their set of Infinity Chrises and become the most powerful film studio in the universe.

I thought it was Mister Mxyzptlk.

ManBearPig!

That's either a TWD plot synopsis or a really long It's Always Sunny episode title.

Not really. Muslims can be idiots too.

Rygel does have a kind of Karl Rove thing going on in the looks department, too.

Gnardians of the Galaxy

This is gonna give "binging iron fist" a whole new meaning.

You never go Barb to mouth.

I didn't believe in any god before that, but now I believe in two.

Or House Party 3!

Like many fathers of the rough-and-tumble variety, Hank Hill wanted a son who was a carbon copy of himself. Unlike those fathers, though, Hank didn't reject Bobby when Hank didn't get what he wanted.

He showed up a couple times, but he was essentially a workaholic who stayed in LA when Joyce & Buffy moved to Sunnydale after the divorce.

They looked like metal bars that were used to hold him down onto a table while they experimented on him. He broke free after gaining his strength, and the bars stayed attached.

All Superheroes Matter

In retrospect, Agent Carter never truly warranted a television series. A made-for-TV movie about the founding of S.H.I.E.L.D. would've been great, but they took that concept & extended it far beyond its limits. The fact that they seemed to be running out of material in the second season while trying desperately not to