He ain’t “wreckless” any more.  He’s definitely still reckless, though.

My house was on the market for a day before I bought it.  Unheard of two years ago.

Y’all keep mis-spelling “crack pipe” in these.  

My first car was a 1984 Mazda GLC (3 years older than I am!) in 2003.

It was slow, ugly, and right before it died it lost all the rings on all the pistons in the engine and started belching block-long clouds of black smoke wherever I went. Which was home after school, a 7-mile drive. And it wouldn’t go faster than…

I want to write an extension that changes the words “No Dice” to the proper “Crack Pipe”.

I’m uncomfortable with this change.

yeaaah... that’s not how Jalopnik works.

Future headline:

The first one failed at about 6k miles, the most recent one at 22k; they seem fine until the rev down to idle process starts getting... sluggish. The RPMs climb when you let off the gas because it’s not detecting you came off the pedal completely.  Not good for clutches.

I have a 2018 Focus, but mine has a manual.  It’s been trouble-free for 25,000 miles.  Except for the accelerator pedal position sensor which seems to only last about 10k miles.

Question answered, actually:

I’m not sure the reverse lockout on that isn’t the little latch below the knob on the main shifter...

What’re the two extra levers behind the gear shifter and the transfer case lever?

“not arguing over semantics” he said, arguing semantically.

If Ford can make this happen in my basic-bitch Focus, BMW can invest the extra shekels to make this happen in a Mini.

yeah, baked wings have a gross texture.  I’ve never gotten them as crispy as I can in the massive dutch oven I use as a fryer.

Technically that one’s called “A New Hope”.

I’ve never liked the Fiesta sedan, but I think it’s mainly due to its width being pretty close to its height.  Square-assed cars never looked good to me.

Had me until I saw PRNDL.  Pass.

growing up like that teaches you to either eat tidily, take extra clothes, or walk around with food on your shirt.  

I’m from Nebraska, and this is very on brand.  Anything is finger food if you have napkins.