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Janet Weiss beat the living shit out of a drum kit on SK’s roster and it is extremely punk of her to tap out when the band is going as commercial as possible..

There is a lot to unpack here.

a diarrhea catapult aimed straight at the stars & bars am i right

Yeah...one decent comment does not undo a litany of crap.

I have this fantasy of her turnin' sane and breakin' the chains and switchin' sides.... but yeah, reality is probably much closer to what you just described.

I agree. There is trouble a-brewin' in the GOP-verse.

Please don't. People in the land of God, guns, grits, and gravy do not masturbate. Ever.

Either her contract is up soon or her contract is bulletproof.

Whenever Mike Huckabee speaks, I want to make a jack-off motion with my hand.

Same!! HILLARY WHY DO YOU HATE YOUNG THUG SO MUUUUCH

chelsea, it would've been so great if you left a piece of toilet paper dangling out of your crack.

When I was in college, my roommate and I went to some Halloween party with a girl from our dorm. The next morning, she comes walking up to the common area still in her eighties-prom outfit. We asked her where she ended up staying the night...she lifts up her dress to reveal her yellow thighs and says "Bart Simpson

Yeah, they aren't bad for an old Russian dude.

We were alllllll thinking it!

Important update: Here's a photo of Ben with his fiancee. Everybody simmer down.