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I can see the brief for this article

BECAUSE I’M 27 NOW DAD! GOD YOU NEVER PAID ATTENTION TO ME ANYWAY!

I think you’re missing the point. Neither Aaron nor whomever suggested the Wrangler for this list is saying that Wranglers should be track-day beasts, or excel at everything. They’re not saying the Wrangler sucks because it doesn’t corner like a Miata. They’re simply saying that certain naive people buy Wranglers

I thought these were pretty nice. At least it doesn’t look like it melted in the sun like the tundra.

What factory warranty is still covering it? The ad makes no mention of one and I doubt that Aston Martin had any warranty covering over 8 years. wait, easy google: https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid…

. That ain’t a hover board. It’s a Segway without handlebars. Fool. (Wiz, not you)

The rocket is ejected from the launcher.

So Sturgis is like a redneck Burning Man?

Ain’t no emergency veneer repairs happening in middle America this weekend.

There’s a first time for everything.

Remember, when loading your vehicle, heaviest stuff goes on top. Gravity gets weaker with respect to distance away from the earth so the higher up it is, the less it weighs. Its science

The machine-gunners’ dreams of point blank fire into serried masses of Emus were soon dissipated. The Emu command had evidently ordered guerrilla tactics, and its unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic. A crestfallen field force therefore withdrew

I own one of the first 5th gen Camaro SS’s, the guy ahead of me in line bought 2, 1 to drive 1 to save “for his kids college fund”. They made like 100,000 of them in 2009/2010, quite the idiot.

must. resist. feeding. trolls.

The original name for Plum Crazy Metallic was actually “Statutory Grape”

Little known fact, that one.

The Aerodynamics on the Dodge Charger Daytona were developed by the missile division of Chrysler. The reason for the oversized uprights was that Chrysler was under government contract to develop a new cruise missile in partnership with General Dynamics, but needed a way to aerodynamically test the cruise missile’s

Lycoming IO-540AE1A5 - 245hp

I think the money would go muuuuuuch better to buy Jalopnik from Gawker Media, myself.

I had to double check that I wasn’t reading a DeMuro post.

“up until recently I used a professional contact site called AshleyMadison, but they seem to be having issues”