Well, more of a rounded triangle ...

Like a Pacer, it’s timeless. At no time was it ever attractive. :)

...and leaving the scene of an accident with injuries.

But is it faster than the quickest known vehicle?

Unfortunately, birds are stupid.

Nobody that I would associate with.

Can you hear it? That’s the sound of thousands of Youtubers pretending to be scared while they record their Let’s Plays. A true sign that Halloween season is in full swing.

Even when (if) it fails, it's a success. Because that's how it works! That's why, every so often, you can vote to change it.

I went on VWVortex once when I bought my passat. Once.

Thats just dishonest mate, hammerheadfistpunch out.

Why did you TURN!?!?

All of VWVortex..

Does it need to turn inside out first?

Sorry Volvophiles, but I really can’t take any car with the name “Polestar” seriously, it sounds like someone that can pick up dollar bills with their butt cheeks and shoot cocktail olives out of their trap while Warrant is playing in the background.

"The lizard living at the back of his brain kept jumping back and forth between Mate with it! and Flee from it!" James S A Corey, The Expanse.

Executive Producer Mel Gibson reportedly expressed regret, but no surprise that the murder was conducted by an Iceberg.

“damned brakes aren’t working again” - me, hitting a parked car as I slide on an iced-over parking lot

Who doesn’t love the gastronomy, right? Hell, I always wanted to be a gastronomer.