Can I just point out the irony of your avatar?

But... that’s exactly when you need to reset a trip meter...

Is “Tor-Red” short for something? Because that’s not a word I see very often.

See, everyone else is doing obviously fake things for laughs. This... this is gold.

You know where you can use a sub-3” 0-60? Anywhere where the speed limit is greater than 60.

What’s yours? mine’s in the 28-29” range, and I was able to ride an 800XC totally comfortably. You just have to slide off the seat slightly when you come to a stop.

I’ve known plenty of extremely intelligent people who struggle with basic tasks. All that brainpower is focused onto one tiny subject.

Excuse my ignorance; is this actually wood or just a finish?

Jumping on the confusion train. Choo choo!

“bob”

I’m kind of surprised there weren’t Waffle houses every 5 miles, like there are in the south.

I’m amazed how many of my friends don’t ride with earplugs. Especially on bikes with any kind of fairing or windshield, they’re almost required.

Is it those vents on the front fenders that come out, or some other part?

A 1:24, what am I looking at there? it looks like a hole in the fender, but I’ve never seen that in any static shots.

While I can’t speak for the readers (I for one don’t really care for the concept) Jalopnik itself has had several articles in the past making essentially that very comment.

From industry newcomer Takota!

I think the problem is actually that Mazda has made their cars look like Alfas. They’ve really stepped up to the plate on exterior design lately.

Small bikes are a lot of fun beyond just the “beginner” angle. I think you’ll really enjoy it.

Just passing on; a friend of mine who road the FZ-09 compained that they put all the money into the engine, and the suspension and brakes are really lacking compared to other bikes.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought so.