Nah, it doesn’t count as “immigration” if the person is white.

No idea why I know this, but Cosby apparently always demands an honorary degree as “compensation” for speaking at a university.

I agree that most Blackhawks fans are reasonable people (I’m from Chicago), but the majority of fans I’ve seen post about this have taken a very scary “us vs. them” attitude about the case.

We turn it on and suddenly we have hundreds of stations of communications traffic and intergalactic top 40 countdowns.

I *just* posted my shower story in another thread.

I’m willing to make this the property damage thread!

My college roommate used to smoke a lot of hookah with her boyfriend and also have a lot of sex with her boyfriend, and sometimes these activities overlapped.

#3 also applies to every barbecue I’ve ever been to (or hosted) where the hosts were under 30.

The way the “former”s are flying around the descriptions of the candidates, I half expected to see “former tennis pro James Blake” on the list.

Sounds like Sarah Palin’s opinion on news magazines.

Faux pro-life fuckery is exactly what it is. It has almost nothing to do with religion, and almost everything to do with the current political climate.

I was pretty liberal in my responses to the survey... In particular I counted things as being “covered” if they were mentioned at all.

I’ve been cross-posting links to this article like mad since this story came out, but here it is again:

parents barely notice your rampant abuse of their HBO, Netflix, Showtime and Starz accounts

It’s more like saying George W Bush could run a fossil fuel company while believing that fossils were put into the ground by God 6000 years ago to test our faith.

There’s enough hot air on Jupiter already.

I don’t think being a brain surgeon requires believing in evolution. You can be great at memorizing formulae and applying techniques, but on some level all of that is just another dogma, and you’re free to pick and choose your other dogmas.

Do you live in the Western US? I don’t know what the trees are (I know nothing about plants) but I’ve lived near groves in Colorado and California that everyone refers to as “the cum trees”.

It’s possible parents feel that arming their children after weapons will help the kid not be bullied or grow up tough

My lab has a copy of a Russian textbook from the early 80s. Inside the front cover there’s a newspaper clipping about how the textbook was denounced by the Soviet government, because all of the sentences in the practice translations were things like “I am standing in line for bread” and “I am so tired of eating only…