theonceandfutureking
theonceandfutureking
theonceandfutureking

Can you even buy cigarettes in Menlo Park anymore?

I’m so ready to start referring to San Diego as Saint Doug.

Donald Trump is well over 200 lbs.

I used to rent from this older Eastern European woman who moved to the U.S. in the 70s or 80s. Her conservatism was mostly based on:

Seriously. I took a weight training class with Leo Kocher while I was in undergrad and even then didn’t know we had a wrestling team... I thought he was just some guy who worked at the gym.

I think it’s probably the Mariners, which would make more sense, but I’m red-green colorblind so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Is this why my neighbor’s PS4 just started showing up on my Spotify’s list of devices I can stream to?

staying over after a meth hookup

One thing I really don’t understand about this “protest”. If *everybody* gives their name as “Merry Christmas”, nobody will be able to tell which drink is theirs!

This sucks, and it makes me wonder how often this happens without the publicity that Corgill is getting.

The source article is not only sloppy science; it’s straight-up deceitful.

I’ve heard that many scammers use bad English intentionally, because the people who can’t spot “terrible English = scam” on the first message will be less likely to figure out that it’s a scam later on.

Nah, it doesn’t count as “immigration” if the person is white.

No idea why I know this, but Cosby apparently always demands an honorary degree as “compensation” for speaking at a university.

I agree that most Blackhawks fans are reasonable people (I’m from Chicago), but the majority of fans I’ve seen post about this have taken a very scary “us vs. them” attitude about the case.

I *just* posted my shower story in another thread.

I’m willing to make this the property damage thread!

My college roommate used to smoke a lot of hookah with her boyfriend and also have a lot of sex with her boyfriend, and sometimes these activities overlapped.

#3 also applies to every barbecue I’ve ever been to (or hosted) where the hosts were under 30.