theonceandfutureking
theonceandfutureking
theonceandfutureking

Can you even buy cigarettes in Menlo Park anymore?

I’m so ready to start referring to San Diego as Saint Doug.

Donald Trump is well over 200 lbs.

I used to rent from this older Eastern European woman who moved to the U.S. in the 70s or 80s. Her conservatism was mostly based on:

Seriously. I took a weight training class with Leo Kocher while I was in undergrad and even then didn’t know we had a wrestling team... I thought he was just some guy who worked at the gym.

fixed!

fixed it. here you go:

I think it’s probably the Mariners, which would make more sense, but I’m red-green colorblind so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Is this why my neighbor’s PS4 just started showing up on my Spotify’s list of devices I can stream to?

That’s exactly how I parsed the category name, and it took your comment for me to realize that “goofy” was being used as an adjective. So thanks!

staying over after a meth hookup

One thing I really don’t understand about this “protest”. If *everybody* gives their name as “Merry Christmas”, nobody will be able to tell which drink is theirs!

I do free IT work for my mother. Any time anyone else asks, they get the old “oh, sorry, I haven’t used [operating system / product] [in X years / ever], so I don’t think I can help you”, even when that’s a lie.

This sucks, and it makes me wonder how often this happens without the publicity that Corgill is getting.

The source article is not only sloppy science; it’s straight-up deceitful.

I never saw it, but I’ll never be able to think of it as anything other than Tim Riggins of Mars.

Anybody know about the explosions very early in the video, that go off right by the beach way before the landing craft get close?

I’ve heard that many scammers use bad English intentionally, because the people who can’t spot “terrible English = scam” on the first message will be less likely to figure out that it’s a scam later on.