No comment on the fact that Idaho’s top “liquor” is a three-way tie between Fireball, Captain Morgan, and Jagermeister?

I’m convinced Fireball is at least partially a troll drink.

Yeah I have puked on a toothbrush before.

I 100% agree with not asking non-drinkers to pay for my drinks.

I loved when this lady said “We speak English in the United States.”

One time when I was drunk I unfriended everyone on Facebook who had liked the Nickelback page.

I got a free pass / DMV waiver in drivers ed because the instructor fell asleep while I was driving. He took me into his office after he let the other students go home, and basically offered to bribe me with the waiver in exchange for not telling anyone he fell asleep.

Cryptonomicon is one of those books that gets classified as science fiction because the author is associated with the genre, and there’s enough weird stuff going on that you wouldn’t be surprised if it suddenly veered in that direction.

I also live in the Bay Area and had an old Samsung slide-phone up until about a year ago.

There’s a sort-of-secluded smoking area behind my office, with a bench and a standing ashtray. People use it to change diapers because of the seclusion, which I don’t mind, but then they sometimes throw the dirty diaper IN THE ASHTRAY.

I feel like I’ve heard this story before...

Fun fact: you can just hold the Duck Hunt gun directly against the television and shoot the ducks. Works every time!

In my lab, we ALWAYS ask for nationality (and in some cases, parents’ and even grandparents’ nationalities), because we do psycholinguistics and native dialect is a super crucial factor.

I recently rewatched The Butterfly Effect (whyyyyy), and now I can’t stop seeing Eric Stoltz as a creepy pedophile.

I am nothing if not a lazy, unclever, cheating motherfucker, so my first reaction was I’m gonna brute-force this shit.

The past thirty years have been a weird time for phrases like “some key context that’s missing for younger readers”.

I remember in ‘01 or ‘02, when I finally convinced my mom to shell out for DSL. I was SO EXCITED that the time it took to download a song from Kazaa was less than the duration of the song.

I realize I’m a pretty typical millennial in a lot of ways (taste in shows, refusing to pay for cable, etc.), but I don’t understand how Unbreakable would be expected to fail on network TV.

Except BSG went off Netflix just under a year ago...

I once had to do one of those implicit association tests for credit. They showed either a white person or a black person, then either a book or a gun, and I had to push the appropriate button for “book” or “gun”.