I can’t stand it when young female reporters talk in that awful EDM voice. So unprofessional!

Or country?

It’s weird that so many conservatives champion both Constitutional originalism and Confederate revisionism.

I’m guessing by “Free Education Now!” they mean “Libertarian Education Now!” and not “Cost-Free Education Now!”

Reminds me of the 90s when NBA Jam had secret codes for characters like Bill Clinton and the Bulls mascot. I would for sure play a game that had a secret unlockable Riley player.

I am a guy and have gotten this question from a woman. It was pretty off-putting.

I definitely used to be a Ree-sees person. I’m pretty sure most of my family still says it that way.

blah blah race card blah blah

I want the hell out of that Stalin ashtray.

I’ve given flowers exactly once for Valentine’s Day and exactly once when I fucked up. Maybe this is why I’m single.

The Fault in Our Stars from the POV of “our stars,”

Yeah, that’s why I was so confused about the test answers. While “depending on the speed of other vehicles” covers more situations, logically there shouldn’t be a case where “no faster than the posted speed limit” is false.

I was just about to post this.

One of my professors recalled being asked the marriage question, or some variant of “what’s your family situation like?”

Oh lord of course this place is in Berwyn.

Teens are insufferable.

Just went back and found my Livejournal (ugh) post about prom in 2005, and ours was $140 per couple. Friggin Jesuit schools...

Tangent: the slowest internet service I ever had was when I lived a half-mile away from the Googleplex.

Although the “or” in that sentence did give me some amount of hope that not every Texan school administrator believes they’re the same thing.

Ugh but if I can’t blame my bad relationship on my smartphone I’ll have to go back to blaming it on my parents, my childhood, my introversion, most of my ex-girlfriends, and the fact that I never learned how to express affection.