My favorite part of this story is that you were fucking to Sarah McLachlan.

And now I’m remembering Amy Schumer’s response to Tyson at the Charlie Sheen roast:

I can’t stand the way he writes. I came across an essay of his in a collection called “Should I Go To Grad School?”, and it was one of the worst things I’ve ever read:

but all and all it sounds like this guy is a real stud and probably kisses a lot know what i mean? definately a good part of the book though made me feel weird like i wanted to find out what happened next. has a nice flow like were talkin’ buddy to buddy, just two cool guys without a care in the world.

Ah, nope. South side of Chicago. So definitely not just a California thing.

DID WE GO TO THE SAME HIGH SCHOOL???

you missed a sic

Given Dirk Benedict’s “when men were men” rant after his Battlestar Galactica character was recast as a woman in the reboot, I imagine he wouldn’t be too pleased having his name associated with a female presidential candidate.

Me (as a smart-ass 16-year-old): Mom, can I have some money to go to this movie?

From the Chattanooga article:

My company was hiring a few years ago, and I volunteered to pick up one of the candidates from the airport.

The first family fears the Chicago they left is not one they want to return to

This! I was just talking with a coworker about how most people learn anthems and prayers as just random syllables, with no attempt to interpret them.

Everyone else: Ann Coulter only says anything she says to get attention.

This video is amazing as is, but I was kind of hoping that the croc would pop back out like the T-Rex at the end of Jurassic Park and snag the last fleeing lion mid-stride.

I usually see this when I let an episode auto-play instead of clicking on "next episode" after the previous one ended. I think it's there to stop the TV series from self-bingeing after you fall asleep.