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I’ve composed a poem/insane person rant using all of Drew’s all caps words:

Torres’ resurgence is nearly enough to get me to watch La Liga sometimes. The way he left Liverpool was enough to make me put his jerseys at the back of the closet for years, but I’m thrilled to see him back at it again, and especially for Atletico and not Chelsea.

Even “honkies” has almost no effect. You really want to make white Americans experience what it feels like to be the victim of a stereotype based purely on the color of their skin, make a shirt with a white cartoon face that says “Racists”.

Yo, anchovies, they’re foul, right? Nasty little briny cretins smiling up at you from their orange-oiled death tub.

Much like Kobe’s teammates, she never had a shot.