i thought fat joe was kinda bein a dick when i first heard this story, because i forgot mason died.

i don’t have to know $immons to feel embarrassed for him in this ad. seeing him play the bad boy is as awkward as watching contestants on pickup artist shows. i blame jalen & his “don’t get fired, bill!” catchphrase, the worst in the history of broadcasting.

“Had the Spurs advanced, we would be in store for a more tactically intriguing matchup”

the more i see steph, the more i’m convinced that perhaps the top-500 players of all-time all came in the last 35 years. bill russell didn’t see 3 minutes & 53 seconds’ worth of plays like that until watching that actual clip. he shot 44% & players moved along the same axis as a fooseball table. he basically picked…

i thought this tweet from pablo torre was interesting: “Lesson of that Dwight interview is the lesson I’ve learned doing magazine stories. All of these dudes can be thoughtful when they want to be”

i was probably 7 or 8 years old when the x-men cartoon was on fox; that & occasional card-collecting at that age is the foundation of what i know about the x-men universe.

i wonder if billy’d be willing to find out who the lowest-salaried qualifier to reach the corresponding seasons’ champs’ league knockout round was. probably zero chance it was from england...

the 2nd-most satisfying result of this NBA season would be if LeBron somehow reminds everyone he’s still very seriously threatening Jordan’s 6 rings, & I don’t want to see that happen at the expense of a warriors team that isn’t 100%. even beating the incredible spurs would still add half an asterisk to a 2016 LBJ…

i’m gonna live the rest of this month under the pretense that we live in a world where an artist like Prince could take a shot as big as faking his own death for the love of art, but balls that big & timing that perfect only exist in the movies.

it’s been nice to see him have a bit of a career renaissance cuz he was so automatic for LFC not long ago. he’s not exactly notching golazos in these highlights, but there were YEARS in a row where the opportunity for him to mangle a scoring chance like that was the biggest running joke in the game. i’m rottin for ATL…

nash was the closest thing we’ve seen to curry as far as being able to put the ball on a string that he had full control over at all times whether shooting or passing. if he had a little more ability to finish games with his scoring (at the rim, for instance), he’d have won a ring. one of very few players who’s worth…

so many moving parts in this sport, so many opportunities to cheat. what i’m trying to say is, i’m turning pro.

a non-boxer like myself might never even have understood how devastating “an overhand right” could be before watching this video. amazing.

Manziel’s not doing himself any favors as a “professional” who hasn’t gained much traction in the league, but I still think he can play, & his lifestyle probably isn’t all that different from other NFL bachelors his age—and older.

“Jesus … That’s pretty much EVERYTHING I think I know about professional athletes, especially baseball players. Like, that was my exact vision of LaRoche before you told me to go wiping it from my brain. Now I have to conjure up all the shitty hunting gear in my mind again. You’ve got a lot of nerve making me do all…

kerr is the best coach of all-time

sonics were my favorite team & i was a diehard basketball/Bulls fan living in chicago during my grade school years. this would be like if all of china was rooting for shaq against yao.

this felt like cheap clickbait

“Most draft projections have Ulis as a late first or early second round pick, so any uncertainty surrounding him is about whether or not he’ll get the guaranteed contract that comes with being a first rounder.”

i was watching His & Hers on mute & saw the topic at the bottom was “Bo makes some folks mad with this shirt”, & after reading this, i’m still wondering who exactly was mad about this? deadspin? no. people on twitter? probably, but twitter gets mad about everything. this is espn trying to fill its mind-numbingly…