in the past 24 hours, mr baseball has become my favorite thing to read on www

that “cruise” chris won sounds like a devious, Hostel-like trap.

“Once you know people won’t change their minds about you, you can stop worrying about trying.”

brilliant

for at least the number of years that this movie’s been rumored-&-then-made, my dad’s claim to fame has been that he was “friends” with rudy at notre dame. i didn’t find out until well into adulthood that pops actually kinda pulled a rudy by biding his time for 3 or 4 years at the college down the street before…

surely he just forgot about the weed rather than plan on “wrapped in foil” as the way to sneak it on the plane after several years in the nba & college globetrotting

i’d forgotten about the specifics with the hummer gettin pulled over, & i was wondering how common it was/is for players to utilize personal travel options if/when the team has obviously paid for said arrangements. just the other day, jeff teague somehow “missed the bus” (or plane?) when the atlanta hawks left…

this post was burnt click-bait

so this is probably only proof that morrison has both snacks & a basketball hoop in his garage/basement/both because he doesn’t live in “THE BASKETBALL HOUSE BRO!”.

I was about to say cereal is just a supersweet, cream-based gazpacho with grains instead of vegetables, but why would anyone publish something so stupid?

best funbag in ages!

it isn’t even healthy for his kid to want to be in that environment every day, anyway. for the sake of the kid, this was actually the best thing for all parties, & i’d go so far as to say LaRoche might’ve merely made the first responsible, mature, adult decision in his son’s life.

i’ve never seen $immons use the word Y’all before

this was immediately obvious to me

tasteless

i do not want the “special” double-pound rubberbanded gatling gun asparagus that would require a family of wrestlers to eat. i also crack the stems off the bottom of broccoli crowns. don’t knock the hustle.

was she straight up doin material? also, my 94 year-old irish grandma would’ve shook her head at this new generation & called her a “bad girl” or a “whore”.

this is the least surprising news since whatever kanye did today.

lebron’s apparently been waiting to release kendrick lamar’s album all week. http://floodmagazine.com/33466/listen-k…

i 100% agree that these... revelations[?] are pitiful, but surely you would agree that it’s nearly impossible for an employer to mandate how their employee uses twitter—even in the case of extreme, tacky, maybe even selfish overuse. i’m sure rovell would argue that his “research” should actually be applauded as extra,…