put a waterbug PG in the game & just decide “OK, for the next 5 minutes, we’re gonna use every last second of the shot clock while jj barrea acts as the Jerry to Steph’s Tom.” lead him through a maze of heavy [cheap] screens, have whoever steph’s guarding just flat-out dead sprint laps around the court off-ball if…

yup. the crowd says, “Haw!” at the end.

bethlehem shoals, whoa. basketball dudes can get a little too passionate & poetic for my tastes.

for reasons both comedic and practical, i think schefter should just settle; throw jpp a bone!

the last 3 sentences filled me with terror.

cosby sweaters = “rape drapes”

serious question: does peter king hate his life?

these questions might actually be the most sane thing the nfl’s done in years.

i’ve never seen a chucker look SO UNcomfortable actually shooting the ball. & these’re uncontested shots. this dude’s on his way out of the league.

everyone knows the nba is a NO SEX league. thanks, magic!

i loved reading this. i’ve never skydived, don’t really plan on it, but i’d choose that over stepping foot on this boat. clive palmer is like a super rich carnie fetishizing his most boring, time-sucking ride; that’s not something a healthy person should want to take part in.

lol, geez, good thing you guys put this out on a friday, huh? you guys even sure this kid’s not brain dead?

i find it hard to believe that such a fuss could be made over a “sausage” without adam just demanding to know what’s in it. forget trying the local flavor, adam shouldn’t be going to restaurants.

espNormies not allowed to exist in a world of anything other than sports, and SOMETIMES rappers! bristol = scientology

exhibit A for how overcoached college basketball is. kentucky played as free & flowing as any team i’ve seen this season; as i type this they’re approaching 100 points. coaches don’t realize these kids have had their 10,000 hours since they were 16.

i think i saw pablo torre tweet something similarly hyperbolic about the orgasm of this play. curry’s flashy pass aside, there’s nothing about this play that 29 other teams couldn’t execute in their sleep.

if that comcast guy showed us anything, it’s that even the worst possible customer service-related call will be deemed a success from the company’s perspective as long as they didn’t lose your money. good job, drew, but next time you might even be able to go so far as to demand the guy’s wife bakes you a pie.

jack astor’s just became the x,xxx,xxxth corporate account to attempt comedy & whiff. i hate corporate twitter accounts.

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i have no idea how much longer he’ll be an nfl head coach, but some day, people will reference his “coaching tree” the same way they do parcells. i really think he’s caught on to something that requires more discipline & a different kind of athlete than most footballheads have ever been used to, & established nfl…