i just wanna see any scenario where the NBAPA barnstorms high school gyms across the country guerilla-style, with all locations being kept confidential & tickets sold only at the door. by the teams’ bench-warmers.

if you can’t make a salad that tastes as good as a sandwich, you’re lazy & it’s a miracle you don’t also eat food wrappers.

the most business-like court-storming ever? in&out

the thunder have a weird dynamic goin with the media, but who cares how vehemently durant speaks out against them? he seems to be one of the more well-liked, enemy-less superstars in the league; if poorly-received press clippings are all he has for bulletin board material, i mean... it’s not like he’s kicking…

i’d love it if the deadspin writers documented their gameday goals & expectations for d’angelo russell before each game.

“ NO CONTRABAND TRAMPOLINE SOCKS YO.”

moldy bread could easily be monetized as probiotics. who wants to start a business?

you forgot 17. Cricket the game is perpetually tied

yeah, i definitely don’t feel bad for the driver because it doesn’t seem like any of it was an accident. dude must be an anarchist or some shit.

“It would be lot harder to take if it weren’t so unsurprising for the team to build up expectations then trip over themselves spectacularly. At this point, I’m almost numb to it.”

i bet we see a lot more moments like this for reasons that make even less strategic “sense” as long as kobe can stand. you know how when a dude injures himself during a layup & just lays there in pain—and as his teammates realize it’s 5-on-4, they just instinctually, recklessly foul ASAP out of shock? kobe’s all 5…

he treats his profession as if he were knighted by the nfl, or at least like he’s reading a royal decree (typed by himself).

It’s been entertaining to see how Brady’s been exposed as something other than a sharp, stately prince since the Superbowl. Trump + that Turkeymonster video really do make him seem like the stereotypical All-American, dumb jock “Goldenboy”. The press conference to begin bountygate was another sign of how clueless this…

chelsea firing mourinho is a great reminder of the emptiness of the american sports “the fans won’t tolerate losing for long!” threat. without relegation, wtf else are they gonna do but tolerate losing? this was an inevitable decision that was as sensible as it was hasty.

Carmella Soprano’s mom vs. Tony

is it me, or does everything drew’s kids do make him want to kill himself?

byron scott’s a bad coach, but it has little to do with how he’s managing this current lakers roster. everybody who’s calling him out this season seems to be acting like there’s a major benefit for young, impressionable players to log 3,000 minutes playing this version of Farewell Tour/ Tanking NBA basketball that has…

this dude’s either way too invested in his on-screen persona or on the verge of a nervous breakdown. either way, he’s too old & stupid for tv or radio. he shouldn’t be around microphones.

one of the things that i would find most stressful about being a parent is my ability to basically choose their friends while they’re young. the mom who blew up the kids’ friendship over a conan skit is obviously a raging bitch, but what if it was somethin that had the potential to become more realistically toxic,…

i don’t even know what a sane person would be doing AT the game, in the FREEZING cold, featuring 2 teams who could only have been benefiting from losses since about Week 7. be happy for your losses, browns fans, because you WILL NEVER remember being at the 3rd win of another playoff-less season.