i can’t believe i just racked my brain to figure out the 3rd most famous pro boxer other than klitschko (who i assumed doesn’t live in an american neighborhood), then gave up & guessed it might be holyfield (fought for the WBF title belt as recently as ‘11) or someone else from the 80’s/90’s still desperately hanging…

so bewildered over the ending of that sentence... losing sanity... earth is spinning?

the pass by horford that led to the spin-dunk sequence was easily the worst play of his career, gave me diarrhea.

so i’m literally writing a book about several topics that deadspin covers on a daily basis, but now they’re even publishing “reports” about the reporters themselves? & this thing has 175+ replies? nice diorama you’ve created for yourself, #sports!

“He’ll probably give Goodell the finger on the dais and then drop dead on the spot”

daily fantasy is essentially betting on the average outcome of several player props, & from this perspective, the actual players could have a decided insider’s advantage. like let’s say the cowboys—& the hundreds of friends & family they have that might play DFS—actually did know something about stealing the eagles’…

reading this was the closest i’ll ever come to feeling like a newborn crack baby. where am i?

anyone else hate derek fisher & hope this is just the first of many encounters he has with bigger men who want to beat him up?

every nfl “story” of, like, the past YEAR has been 100% about their own system of shitty, vague, grey-area rules, probably to throw the rest of the country off the scent of their employees’ blatant disregard for actual, societal rules. for 90+ minutes immediately after the game, men in suits were still discussing this…

smith’s just a generally angry person & his odd combination of rage & brooding is pyschotic & funny. i specifically remember seein him fly off the handle on twitter for an entire weekend last month. this tweet is from one of those days.

the headline made this sound way worse. if coach gave me beef for RTing this, i’d just say i was pointing out how stupid the guy was.

wow, this is just straight up, sincerely mean to mark davis! what’d the guy do to you, burneko?

after seeing “skinny now” matt stafford still leave his jersey untucked for an entire game like some slob, it’s weird seein cam in the vine above completely, overly tucked in, especially with that 40-pound flak jacket underneath.

“The Cardinals might be the best team in football”

the stoplight hack wouldn’t be nearly as tragic as drew & the poster think. the first accident would a) have the ripple effect of alerting/reducing the calamity of all ensuing pileup accidents, b) wouldn’t even necessarily be fatal to a single person, and c) would have witnesses who could corroborate the fact that…

somebody flash the Billy[Haisley]Symbol, cuz drew’s bemoaning the soccer clock for its indeterminate impact on the length of the game is actually horse shit. the only certainty in sports these days is that a soccer match will take exactly 2 hours out of your day. if the Malice At The Palace happened at Wembley? 5…

for at least an hour, tonight felt like we could’ve been watching peyton manning’s last game, & holy shit, there was somehow no thread for it?

now i defy you to write something in defense of a bassy telfair signing

i’m too lazy to search for proof, but Drew definitely mentioned the Romeo chips before on this site, & come to think of it, there were pieces of the Funbag that gave me deja vu as well. of course, i could just be dying or something.

i thought this article would be crazy based on the headline, & was ready to bash it, but the logic is sound. i don’t think there’s a snowball’s chance he’ll start bc julius randle so desperately needs to make up for lost time, but it’s not hard to imagine MWP bein a useful cog once they decide they need to teach the…