has talking about politics ever been a joyful experience for anyone?

i’ll go ahead & say hulk could probably lead the premier league in goals if he played there. dude’s havin himself quite a year.

reminiscent of man u’s inflated ego this season, but obviously much worse cuz ‘pool has less of a “birthright” designation as a world heavyweight.

i admire brian’s wife for devising such a brilliant little scheme to keep him from getting fat & happy.

how knee-deep in pussy do you have to be to dump a girl... after FOUR MONTHS... because her given first name isn’t ideal? fuck Parker (or is it “Parkour”, your highness?) & the horse he rode in on!

after that superbowl boner, pete carroll was way too eager to make a “brilliant” coaching move by goin for that onside kick today.

in hindsight, i can see what was supposedly lame about this movie, but as a 21 year-old, i loved it. haven’t seen it in several years, & i probably won’t even revisit it because i like the memory i have of it.

“ I also like the idea that drinking a case of this will transform you into a deranged man-panther.” This got me good. Also, I could swear Robert Evans told a Jamboroo story about Jack fucking a vacuum before. Drew tryin to tell us something?

i’m gonna bet against new england in every game this year because there’s still one very obvious, black-&-white striped way for The Shield to get its vengeance on the pats. the refs are gonna finish what roger started.

i’ve come to realize most of my “bad” dreams involve being late/ lost/ running out of time for something involving school or a job. i always try to find a common thread, & i think the exit from the dream usually comes when i realize i can’t read something. try & be aware of that if possible next time you’re havin a…

“Zabdiel”s story sounds as made up as his (her?) name.

that opening letter is one of the most disgusting things i’ve ever seen in print.

ugly men hugging each other wasn’t much of a fastball to lead off with. compared to how much harsher other versions of WYTS have been, greg hardy is the only thing saving this one from actually making me LOVE the cowboys

think about how silent the crowd has to be in golf, now take that same country club attitude & bring em to a tennis court, except in this instance, the “golfer” is actively defending an opponent & can be as loud as he/ she wants. unforced errors, yo! the grunt is a weapon, & would be used by catchers if baseball…

so basically the greatest human innovation of the past 2000 years has been our ability to cleanly & safely eliminate poop from our senses. +1

only millionaires employed by the NFL could display this sort of ridiculous lack of awareness. STOP BULLYING THIS LEADER OF HONORABLE MEN!

you know it’s bad when drew’s not even sincere in his “what might not suck” section. i also misread the stafford paragraph & thought drew made a reference to staff’s wife’s body.

interesting perspective on bennett, for sure, & maybe he does kinda enjoy playing a character for the media a little too much. but there’s nobody else worth interviewing on that team, which is totally depressing, & sometimes i wonder if some of the players were abducted/ probed by their alien head coach last year.

simmons tweeted the other day that his podcast returns in a month and i for one can’t wait to see(/hear) how much he’s aged.

anyone else find it hilarious that the nfl even bothers to issue a statement on something like this? they literally have players MURDERING people, and this is supposed to get a nod of earnest approval from the general public? fuck the nfl in their fuck-asses.