it took us 5 seconds to see what #35 can’t. his “friends” are using him.

i’ve enjoyed the brevity & honesty of these previews, but this one in particular reads like it was outsourced to nick’s 10 year-old nephew.

was this a fantasy draft or something? petchesky looks so very pleased with himself.

also let’s not forget that their fun-loving loser runningback basically pees on people. http://www.tmz.com/2014/08/15/ari…

“losing” your “star” “Runnnningback” and “””WIDE receiver”””””””” is the most overrated “”””LOsS””” a team could have.

writing about this is too much exercise

lol locker rooms exist

this wild shootout L to the Packers during that invincible Rodgers season (or one of em, anyway) 4 years ago is somehow the only fun thing i’m remembering about the entire Rivers Era. http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-gam…

i have a hunch drew brees is secretly Amish.

i don’t see why the default football camera couldn’t just be “Madden” view, but from an angle further away & more perpendicular to the field. if it’s not sagging from that wire behind the QB’s shoulder, the depth perception of yards gained would be just as easy to see, as would seams, holes, etc... there’d also be…

peterson just gives me a sick feeling every time i see him. all the stories including and since the child abuse charges have really hammered home a suspicion that i realize i had all along—that he’s a soulless, football robot weirdo. the crushing handshakes, the over-alert-yet-completely-blank stare, the fact that he…

you bought multiple world series ringz?

i appreciate that the author is only trying to help, but for the love of God, burn those pictures & let’s never speak of this again. i can’t tell if i’m lookin at kitchen bowls or toilet bowls.

i’ve lived in chicago my whole life, never rooted for another team, & i love how cutler just doesn’t give a fuck about bears fans, his teammates, or any of the rah-rah bullshit that’s become such a ridiculous paean to this ridiculous “profession”. fact is, his teammates, coaches, & especially fans are bigger assholes…

there’s probably at least 20 movies i could be talked into at the #1 spot.

this is disturbing and devastating and a total dishonor to the man & his family.

it never ceases to amaze me how athletes are able to compose themselves enough to even answer questions immediately after an event when their adrenaline’s going like that & their brain is gasping for oxygen.

this is what happens when old people discover molly. there’s no way they’d get to brush up against strangers all night at a rave without lookin like narcs.

nobody wants to look silly trying to learn a brand new style of offense they’ve never played before in the world’s biggest fish tank. and somebody should tell phil it aint 1991 anymore; you’re not gonna compete without a world class point guard. he—astoundingly—only produced ONE all-star point guard in all his years…

“This is neither a disaster nor no big deal for the USMNT.”