will leitch wrote today about how great a fit it is for simmons cuz he’ll have a ton of rope, but IMO he’s likely to hang himself with it. not because he’s too much of a loose cannon, but because he’s already stretched himself too thin & he’ll prove his lack of depth. one of the reasons i was almost immediately bored…

this is so bizarre. it’s not like these guys are the Patriots during the 3rd week of aaron hernandez coverage; it’s a simple yes or no question about a teammate. if they ran into their uncle at the gas station & he asked this question, would they blow him off like that? i doubt it. if you didn’t know any better, you’d…

it shouldn’t be underestimated just how psychotic kenny’s final question was. also, “Can we shoot Pete Rose already?” was very aggressive.

do I agree that D should be murdered? yes.

“They aren’t parading the President around in an open-top convertible at 10mph anymore.”

i'd like to think people aren't stupid enough to just blindly blame the captain for something as faultless as getting hit by a torpedo, but who knows? maybe the torpedo was moving at a speed of like, 4 knots (assuming that's slow), & the captain could've detected it on radar to easily evade impact if he wasn't down in…

when I was about 11, me & a few buddies went out into the woods to build a paintball fort, but it quickly digressed into just cutting down trees with axes & hatchets. lookin back on it now, it's pretty sad how alive that made us feel. I remember leavin that forest that day thinkin that would just become a daily…

i had this exact thought after that 1st set. it still feels like he’s due for a storybook ending, but if it’s by winning a grand slam, it’s hard to see it happening without facing a fluky opponent in the final.

i wish they would’ve dwelled on him for just a couple extra moments. if he didn’t immediately regret destroying his phone he has to be a homeless guy.

broussard is one of the dumbest people on tv, period. the only reason he still has a job at espn is because he had the good sense to attach himself to the lebron supernova while it was in its infant stages.

justin’s a shitty guest for not checking that toilet before he left. if i threw a bachelor party at another friend/acquaintance’s place, i’d make sure i left no stone unturned once it came time to clean up. what if somebody left somethin that was somehow even worse than a turd, like a bag of drugs or a sex tape or…

to say there’s no wafer in here is really splittin hairs. there’s clearly a wafer-like textural element at play, just possibly crushed up & spread out a bit vertically. if anything, there might be MORE wafer in this kit kat than standard. this guy’s neurotic.

costas has jumped the shark

if i’m aaron rodgers, i’m not goin through the nuisance of a name change. he’s still gonna reflexively look when somebody says “Aaron!” on the street. just spell it with an E instead of an Aa. & don’t even get me started on the simplicity of a drew “don’t call me barrymore” brees non-name-change.

RE: tired arms while flying, this is quite a paradox. if human anatomy lacks the physical elements to fly via exertion, then doesn’t that mean a human would simply be defying gravity? & if they’re defying gravity, what force is pulling down on the arms to cause fatigue? i’m not high this time, gang.

great point about bunting in the 1st, who does that? can’t believe how minor Wiseman’s reaction was.

the combination of the picture and the title almost made me spit-take.

This was a well-written piece with a bad headline that kinda buries the lead. GSW’s season is in the handful of bests that I’ve ever seen, & that would’ve been by far the biggest takeaway for me even if LeBron averaged 50.

btw, i’m “DP”, & i was high when i sent in that question.

if anything, didn’t sterling turn the clippers into perhaps the most sympathized franchise in sports? at no point did it ever seem like anyone was calling for the team to be removed.