No surprise coming from someone who’s always asking his teammates to build a wall.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

With your permission, I’d like to use this as the epitaph on the Deadspin commenting tombstone.

What are you going for here? Are you making a joke?

Obsessive piano playing and fixating on an object are common symptoms of kids with a Taipei personality.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

(afraid to say anything)

How the fuck can I not get a job with ESPN.

“I suck now.” —Kobe Bryant, November 1, 2015

Jesus fucking christ is this article for real

The Cubs went 5-3 in those 8 games, a winning percentage higher than they achieved over the length of the season. They may have won another game or two with Bryant. They may not have. The argument that they may have cost themselves home field in this WC game is purely hypothetical. And, in any case, the Cubs were only…

“The League” Season 2 Ep: 4

This article could not be a bigger, more petulant, wet blanket. I voted against him twice (yes, it was a vote against him), and obviously don’t view his presidency favorably. But he was awesome in the few months following 9/11, and this moment was a highlight (when I/we still needed one) that still gives me chills.…

Not one!

This narrative is all fucked up. The Highlanders sucked, then they started experiencing success, made it to the big time, and will eventually change their name to the Yankees in a few years.

I love watching a master at his craft.

Yes, the Red States are where all the First Amendment defenders live.

The First Amendment trumps the Fifth Amendment if there's a conflict like there is here. It's starry decisive.

I'm trying to remember which part of the First Amendment says that a professional football player can interfere with the freedom of the press.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."