I could care less what old-school writers think. Newspapers aren't even relevant anymore.

Conceding that I have a lifelong hatred of Presidents, Democrats, Congress, Kenyans Healthcare, needles, and heights, I'm looking forward to fairly examining the merits of Obamacare.

Conceding I have a lifelong hatred of the Steelers, this incident bothers me as much as anything I've seen in awhile. You have a coach who deliberately impeded a runner and tried to alter the course of the game involving two playoff contenders. We kicked Pete Rose and Shoeless Joe Jackson out of baseball for similar,…

I used to really respect Mike Tomlin. This is just really scummy.

Bring baseball writers' nightmares to life, and turn it into the Hall of Very Good.

1. Let's all guess what the most frequently-occurring ballot will be (e.g., four or five names, Maddux/Glavine, etc.)

Absurd, aggressive method for determining who votes: 1000 (at least) - word essays on what being a Hall of Famer means and an explanation of how you would proceed in making selections, evaluated by a team of five Deadspin staffers.

You are easily the best writer in the entire Gawker network.

White pepper tastes like Band-Aids.

Nichols: Lenny Cooke, who tragically died..

But how would he have done in Bo Ryan's system?!?!

We didn't want him in East Lansing anyway.*

Hey whats your favorite team?

the police report simply stated "suspicious white powder > Tebow"

Let's go to Champaign for the reaction:

CLIFF'S DECISION FROM U OF I

People are so vigilant about victims rights that defending a guy who hasn't been found guilty of anything (or, in this case, even charged) can make one look like a as misogynistic and/or racist Neanderthal. So I'll just say, speaking from a slightly similar personal experience, being falsely and publicly accused of…

It's just not realistic that Saban would abruptly pack up and leave for a sweeter deal. Thats not the kind of guy he is.

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