They spent most of the afternoon chatting about how AP is a fag.

Apparently Pacman didn't learn from Lucille Ball about the negative effects of 69'ing with a Cuban.

Jesus, man... I was a click away from posting nearly the same exact joke. +1

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Brent's lawyer quickly countered McWilliams claims by stating that the autopsy would show that Mr. Brown died on impact and that the "cries for help" could actually be attributed to the Nelly CD that was found playing in the car stereo.

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Drunk Jonathan Vilma: ....gaahhahhhuuuah... uhhh... man, this is gonna hurt in the morning. I gotta get up for an early meeting, too.

Is it just me, or did The Walking Dead fall off a cliff this season?

It's not that he didn't want Bissonette on his team, it's that left-wingers aren't...

Boxing is to Iron Mike Gallego as a spilt box of toothpicks is to Rainman. Excellent stuff.

Mike Ditka's in the news... did you hear about this? Have you heard this? Did you hear about this? Apparently, Coach Mike Ditka, from those old Bears teams, had a stroke on Friday. He's OK. He was playing golf at the time. And, you see folks, this is why you always wanna make sure you have good friends in your…

The entire fucking article is about the loss of journalistic integrity. That's the "sinking" analogy here. Nobody is claiming that ESPN is sinking in a business sense. Are you seriously not understanding that?

Great, great stuff. Excellent read.

Jerry, I'm afraid you've missed the point of this post.

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This is why [sources] stay quiet and constantly dribble out the blandest [analysis] possible when talking to the [public]. Every mildly interesting [tweet] is scrutinized and desperately contorted until it begins to carry a false weight and meaning. Writers who take a moment to admit that that [Rovell] clearly made a…

Eh, I'm not gonna loose leaf over it.