Is it morally and ethically wrong to root against a child? Yeah, sure, but I’m going to root for all of Lavar’s offspring to crash and burn. I haven’t openly rooted for a child’s demise this much since Dakota Fanning.

Nothing would be greater than the Celtics AND the Lakers passing on him and him ending up in Philly.

I’m not sure what everyone wanted him to do in this situation. He’s not allowed to use his hands.

Billy Ray Johnson, 58, and Michael Blake Pinkerton, 34

whenever she participates in a race, but the only person capable of beating Ledecky is past versions of herself.

As expected, DeSean drops it before achieving his goal at the end.

“Certainly,” continued Welker, “he’s nothing like me. I mean, come on, he catches passes in the Super Bowl for Christsakes!”

Brady throws tons of TDs, Edelman throws just one.

Peter Chiarelli

“Stop! Stop! He’s already dead.” - Malcolm Butler, Super Bowl XLIX

Tells everyone at the office the next day: “it was the most exciting sporting event he’s ever been to”.

Will this finally stop people from asking for that fucking statue back? Let’s just melt it down, closest replication to where he is if there’s any thing as justice.

No one around them appeared to take them to task or call them out.

Chin up, St. Louis. At least your football team will go undefeated this season.

“Hey, this guy just called me ‘Ruth’s Chris.’”

Magic: “Kobe has never cheated the game, he has never cheated the fans...”

Such a play is known as a Kobe, as it allows you to pass to yourself and involves an asshole.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

Well, at least the posts are about sports now.

Wait until you see the one for Transgender Awareness.