The real question is not how to survive a nuclear war, but whether or not you want to survive a nuclear war. I think I’d rather go out in the first flash of light than stick around and try to make it through a nuclear winter and subsequent starvation only to find out that you’re not able to procreate because the…

Someone settled an old score. This is what usually happens to gangbangers.

Well, to be fair, white men need more time to relax because of responsibilities while black presidents can’t stop working because they should model good slave behavior.

Well at least that money will go to the Trump family instead of helping some kid with AIDS.

You mean the same people who would’ve rioted had the first black president been inaugurated and then announced he would start work on Monday?

He’s already planning his first vacation there for Feb 3rd, per the NY Times. I wonder if the the “OBBUMMER PLAYED TOO MUCH GOLF!” people will comment on that in a similar fashion?

I was genuinely disappointed that this wasn’t an article ranking the new cabinet.

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, to be precise, because you can’t be a proper cracker without two names referencing Confederate leaders.

An excellent point.

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.

It’s sad that this is what it’s come to.

See, it seems petty... But also it’s a basic fucking litmus test too. “Can you, when pressed by the United States Congress, speak the literal truth? Or are you a deluded lunatic 100% of the time?”

very much enjoying Tim Kaine’s lil smirk up top there

The key is the not caring about black people.

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

This is my favorite yearly non-controversy. When was the last time a potential No. 1 QB played in the Senior Bowl? Shit, most usually skip the combine, too. It’s amazing that players who just spent the last 3-4 years not getting paid for this bullshit are still expected to go through some more unpaid bullshit prior to…

On a serious note, the more sports people who talk about Spicer and the administration’s lying (let’s call it what it is, lamestream media), the less it can be ignored and explained away by Trump’s base.

unsettling proportions

Future Mrs. My arm and I were having a discussion about “big government” and it’s role in society. I’m a liberal, so is she, so our view is straight forward in that the only thing that can challenge big business (for which we both work) is big government. A strong federal power is the only force strong enough to break…

Spoiler alert: it’s not going to get better for them. It’s been downhill for them since the Reagan administration, but they keep voting for the folks that ship their jobs overseas, bankrupt their pensions, pull their social safety nets, etc. Asking for sympathy while shooting yourself in the foot really only…