MMA is kind of a unique animal, though, in that it doesn’t run in seasons, making any comparison to NFL/MLB/NHL/etc. inherently flawed and they don’t want to get the rep of being scripted, so they can’t run weekly shows with DQ finishes and chair shots and promos and storylines leading to big PPV events like WWE.

She is seated and avoiding eye contact with the woman...who then comes up into her face and shoves her. That is the definition of defense sir. Whether she was looking for the fight our not, she waited until she was attacked first and that is a fact, the most important one when it comes to a court of law.

Who threw the first punch?

“Ho Ho Ho, Merry fucking Christmas... Can I go to bed now?”

I mean, if I assumed I was about to get thrown at again and Aroldis Chapman was on the mound, I’d start a fight to get myself ejected too.

The McGregor/Mayweather fight will be half as interesting as this.

Sometimes the only way to get your point across is to beat someone’s ass.

I think you meant to say; “yay humanity!”

Okay, I actually am in a polyamorous relationship, and have been since about 2001, and I can tell MVP that there’s actually a term for the bullshit her boyfriend is pulling. It’s called “Relationship Broken? Add More People!”, and it refers specifically to the kind of person who thinks that polyamory is a solution to…

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Doesn’t seem to out of the ordinary for an audi...

I’m not even sure where to start with your response..

“Education! Opportunity! It’s there for the picking for whoever wants it!”

Oh, not quite...

First time I’ve seen this one. It’s a perfect bookend to my all-time gross-out Trump Family Values photo...

“You suck more!”
“No, you suck more!”
“Nobody wants you in L.A.!”
“No, nobody want YOU in L.A!”

Couldn’t you technically get by just fine without any one single employee for 2-3 weeks? If you relied on every and any singular person to keep an entire company running, and a two week hiatus would halt operations . . . wtf kind of company are you running?

Pagan pleaded guilty to mischief in the case last month.