She could be blamed for a lot of things AND STILL BE A BETTER FUCKING PRESIDENT THAN TRUMP.

They bear some blame, but maybe people should have listened when the polls showed Bernie running better against Trump than Clinton did.

You had two fucking choices. It shouldn’t have been that hard.

I have nothing to say other than I have honestly never been so ashamed to be an American as I am tonight.

You’re that guy who sucks ass, right?

My guess would be misdirection. You don’t know where they’re going to line up until they suddenly break into their formation, so it’d be a few seconds less time for the defense/coordinator to take in the information and make sure everyone has their assignment.

How in the sweet fuck do you guys come up with these people to run for President?

Bill Weld always impresses me with his literacy on the issues, his intellect, and his modesty. But Johnson always seems like the dopey little brother following him around.

He couldn’t even name that Canadian guy that President Obama thinks is cool?

Did someone say, “rando dipshit former governor who hoped to swindle some sweet donor cash and get a small Q rating bum...?”

Really wish he would’ve said “well, I heard on tv that saddam Hussein was pretty popular and good at killing terrorists...”

I assume Weld just rolled his eyes, threw his hands up and said, “Jesus, what the fuck am I doing?” and walked off the stage.

And was born in a town that is about an hour’s drive from the Canadian Border.

“Hmm, well.....I know that Assad is a town in Syria.”

I couldn’t tell you my neighbor’s name either.

Chris Matthews: I bet you can’t name one foreign leader you admire.

This guy was governor of a state that borders Mexico.

Sounds like the Coliseum is basically ancient ruins now.

The best part is the off-camera voice saying “He deserved it” and a feeling of general consensus among everyone standing around him. Las Vegas is going to be SO much better with this team!

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.