Well, job security is always nice. But definitely keep an eye on Captain Rage-Boner there.

I'm a fan because he kills drifters to get an erection.

Where was the intrepid staff photographer, Mike Hunt, during Ben Dover's interview? Quite frankly, I'd like to see a photo or two of Howie Felterbush.

To each his own. I'm just not that crazy about strawberries.

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