Maybe they should start with their app not looking like a 2003 website stuffed into an app on my phone. Seriously, it’s awful.

If you need a spoiler warning for a trailer, I suggest you a) trim your neckbeard and b) avoid TV, radio, the internet and probably carrier pigeons for the next 3 months.

Mario’s donkey punching a dinosaur... that’s my take on this.

How can you have two headquarters?

Counterpoint: does Mia Kalifa think about the milli0ns of black children that have needlessly died on her glasses? I doubt it.

Sure. Chicago will remain “Illinois” and the rest of the state can become “Illitucky.”

Nice!

Nice!

Better unplug that microwave then...

Better unplug that microwave then...

Just tried the code and it’s not taking.

Just tried the code and it’s not taking.

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What if its not real information, and the Israelis + CIA planted it for this express situation to take place?

Thanks! I’ve been waiting for one of these to go on sale. $33 off is a pretty good deal.

Thanks! I’ve been waiting for one of these to go on sale. $33 off is a pretty good deal.

Wish they sold these in a multipack at a discount, like 5-10 of them.

Wish they sold these in a multipack at a discount, like 5-10 of them.

The toilet light is on lightning deal right now, for another 2 hours, at $15 for the two pack. Get on it (literally).

The toilet light is on lightning deal right now, for another 2 hours, at $15 for the two pack. Get on it (literally).

Clear answer is Over-her-twat-ch. Go big or go home.

The fact that Fatty McGoo is the lowest ranked over the episode with Shandy Nasty proves this list is a lie.

Two Bud Lites and suddenly everyone’s learning “the email”.

And like that, Indiana Jones 5 was born.