I live in Chicago and I’m not going in to work tomorrow. Not because I’m gonna party - because I want to avoid drunk asshats and piles of puke on the way to and from work tomorrow. Blah.

Is ‘waxy’ in right now?

“Please be mindful of what you desire to gain from expressing yourself in the comment section below:”

Oh, good grief. The fart sniffing has reached peak whiff.

Yes, but will the jewel in Taylor’s hand start blinking soon?

You do realize your Kinja name is hilariously ironic after this comment, right?

What I find hilarious is that "pubic hair" was covered up, not "genitals". Because clearly even using that word would banish her to hell or whatever.

Whenever I hear/read "Dakota Johnson", I think "Dakota Fanning" and I feel awkward that Dakota Fanning is in a sex movie. Then I realize it's not Dakota Fanning and I think "well, it's still pretty lame."

It was more to the point of Cosby was already attempting the "father figure" thing and obviously is known as a controlling person. Letterman was on NBC still at that point, so no doubt he had some interface with Cosby at some level. I think that's what the question implies, at least.

Given that chili was served, hopefully there was no running back.

The QB found an eligible receiver.

"Those wings *were* spicy!"

Just ask Buzzfeed for their quiz generator code.

But Sublime Text is essentially free, if you don't mind occasional pop-ups about buying it, and you can plug in Github and terminal support. Oh, and infinite projects.

Have to have it to lose it.

Or, you know, it's nothing more than a cameo.

I have some bad news for you: you've got a Nikki Minaj growing out of you, and ... it's terminal. You've got six weeks before it goes full hooker clown. Make peace with the world, butt.

And Boston fans rejoice.

"If it's used right" - there's the rub. I never saw it used properly.