I'm not going to give you blow jobs but I am going to call my twin sister in to help finish you off.

I'm just impressed there was a candidate in Miss Tranny USA from Utah.

It's what happens right before mud butt.

http://inception.davepedu.com/

Anything outside the immediate NYC metro area is upstate.

This might actually make me pay for XBox Live Gold.

Your iCloud logins can be different than your iTunes logins. They have separate panels in iOS (Settings-iCloud) v (Settings-iTunes). This can solve calendar/photo/iMessage issues (actually, iMessage can be set to respond to multiple emails, if I recall).

iOS devices are not multi-user devices. That's what computers are. Most people don't share an iPhone, least of all teenagers.

You can restrict based on content ratings.

Why do you have 3 iTunes accounts? If you all share apps, why do you have multiple accounts? That's 1) completely legit, even with Apple and 2) completely legal.

Except Apple is typically about "refining" not creating something new, nor being the first to implement something.

That's what they say, but we all know what that means.

All the French gay guys have a bit of flare, then, I guess.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhubarb

I can understand that. Something about them with rhubarb, and some ice cream on top... I dunno. That's boss.

Peach cobbler is good. Strawberry Rhubarb cobbler (or pie or anything) is that plus one.

Is this an Andy Kaufman-esque character or is this how he actually is?

An ex-boyfriend claimed his former girlfriend would "go crazy for no reason."

If this was the case, half of my graduation class would have looked like they survived Auschwitz.

Give me fifteen dollars, and I'll text you twice a day to remind you to wipe and check the fly of your zipper.