If they'll shove ecstasy up there, they'll probably shove anything up there, lonely hearts. Go to it!

So the seven people in North Dakota are all offended? Is that what the issue is?

This doesn't even mention the ricin letters, does it?

Seems like every time she's in a movie with a black guy, she gets pissed all over.

I think what applies here most is from the second of the two I gave: "...which uses tools for purposes other than those for which they were intended.." In this instance, that entirely applies: an iPad does not have the intended purpose of operating a motor vehicle, and the car was not intended to be driven via remote.

While that is one definition, note what Urban Dictionary uses to define "hack"

This is like the worst Dr. Seuss/Mad Libs mash up ever.

Depends on what you hate.

If anything, after hearing that, it makes me like her more. Bonus points if she called him "Michael Cera 2.0."

This reeks of "Hey, people seemed to really like the ship battles stuff in ACIII, so let's slap something together that has a lot of that in it!"

Fox News: Facts Smatcks.

I haven't gotten AC3 yet... maybe I'll just wait til they come out with an edition with all the DLCs and what not.

Yes. Yes, you are.

The only use for that is to take up HDD space.

I'm not seeing any major change here.

Isn't this how vaporware happens?

Isn't it likely that a phone number from someone who died 15 years ago would have been reassigned at least once by now?

HAhahahahahahahahha.

Someone in an indigenous pants suit is going to be -pissed-.

Agreed.