Jesus, that is one hell of a Karen. A perfectly shaped Sarah Sanders face, a partial gut that screams of six big whoppers a day with a touch of pilates, and the most gangly ass Dollar General sandals you’ve ever done seen.

Fuck this headline. I love it.

I’ll let Chris Rock respond:

While the move responsive combat is interesting, most of these mods are just making the female characters more blandly attractive. Peebee is a punk, we make her sexier. Let’s get your main character into more revealing outfits. With TATS. Let’s make the gang leader a hot young model instead of a grizzled veteran. Bleh.…

Wonder if there’s a mod that makes the characters hold their guns backwards, just like in one of the early trailers.

Definition of sinecure. 1 : an office or position that requires little or no work and that usually provides an income.

How insecure do you have to be to be word searching ‘insecure’ looking for articles about yourself? That’s a mobius strip of insecurity.

I can never tell when people link to Clickhole articles if they realize it’s a satire site or real.

The owner called the cops? And we applaud this?

Michael, what the fuck. This is a horseshit take even for you.

since being elected to Congress in 1988.

All donations are tax deductible you dunce. It’s structured that way to encourage and incentivize donating in the first place.

And what have you done, smartass?

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but give EA some credit.  Their approach actually has some teeth.

What is this, a console for ANTS?!

Thank you. And to anyone asking “what does this have to do with video games?": Fuck you indeed.

You might say it’s his...thing he does consistently enough to warrant a Latin phrase.

ultranationalist propaganda

I’m pretty sure that the series has nothing to do with ultra-nationalist propaganda, and neither does it have anything to say about the Sino-Japanese war. I think you’re overthinking things and is giving people the wrong impression of the series.