It’s all a well-calculated, well-oiled production.

“The result is a marketplace where you can no longer buy a Switch or a Switch Lite at their normal price points.”

Sounds like you did mean the Lite. 

This is just WRONG. You can find msrp Switch Lites all over the place...such as the aformentioned Best Buy, in multiple colors lol.

Of course anything decent on Switch is excluded from the promo...

Of course anything decent on Switch is excluded from the promo...

Never a bad time:

I have no face buttons and I must leap. 

You take that back! My ancestors are from Yurp, not the South Pacific!

It’s rudeness like this from you Democrats and other Leftists that made us Conservatives vote for President Trump, somehow!

Pretty sure that’s against the law, regardless if Miller wants to press charges or not. These crazy ass white men need to be hit where it hurts: their freedom.

which is Russia, China, Syria, and Iran successfully invading the rest of the world.

*Turns chair around and sits on it*

“Hey, kids, let’s rap. You know who really hated excessive grinding? Moses. He had to grind 40 years before he got to the end of the Egypt level.”

Chasing after and killing an unarmed black man just out jogging: Self-defense

They can certainly try. But this is the internet. Once it’s out here, it’s out here for good.

Don't forget about Keith David!

This will give me something to do other than drinking like Rowsdower and Mitchell combined. 

Off with his head.

Sometimes, fuck everything.

We paid to experience the story that we love. Not to have it rewritten. Especially not by people who made all the dull spin offs.

Christ, that was awful.