Can she be her own person?

Gif party time!

SING MIKEY SING!!!! I will personally drive a bus to DC for you to throw people under! Name all the names! DOOO ITTT.

Flynn will Flip, Flip, Flipadelphia!

But he’s a man, and these days - I’ll just admit it - I THINK THAT SHOULD COUNT AGAINST HIM!!!

My train of thought this morning: (1) of course, Matt Lauer, (2) yay! Let this lead the way for Willie Geist, (3) please let Willie Geist be an actual good guy, please let Willie Geist be an actual good guy.

You can think what you want about Jamie Phillips, good sir, but there is no reason to bring the fine reporters of the Daily Buttwipe into this mess.

The moment she is informed that DJT has keeled over and gone to the big Mar A Lago in the sky (or the seventh circle of hell) I’d wager you will see her be more animated than she’s ever been in her life.

This is the second happiest I’ve been for a couple I’ve never met. The first was when I stuck on a text chain between a couple buying their first house and their realtor. Never met any of the people involved but when Robert and Tia got the keys to their place I celebrated.

I was teaching (college) when Will and Kate were scheduled to kiss on the balcony and I actually stopped my class so we could watch it. My students all applauded and everybody went “AWWWWWW!” It was pretty awesome.

Because the number one cool way to diss Taylor Swift, a very successful woman, is by stating that she’s not sexy.

Hazel - I must respectfully disagree. This album is VERY sexy. As proof, I cite the many orgasms I’ve enjoyed while listening to Dress, I Did Something Bad, Delicate, Don’t Blame Me, and Gorgeous, and the corroborating testimony of my previously TS-skeptical boyfriend!

Once country realized they could pull pop money by appealing to the masses, it was over. Which is a shame, because there’s always been a ton of talent, singing, instrumental, and songwriting, in the genre, but now it’s all “hey pretty girl in the bikini top and painted on cut-offs, come dance in the back of my truck…

I mean...

thread!

I’m not sure how much more of this I can take. For sure, not three more years.

All Dave Matthews fans, please congregate to this thread.

I pre-ordered it and have been playing it on repeat all week. I love it!

I respectfully submit Homer at Bat

Is there any other player in the history of pro sports who could be both mascot and star player for their team?