I genuinely, foolishly, thought that it might be a one-off incident.

Okay already, we all threw Franken overboard the second these allegations come up. If you want him to resign, fine. He should resign. Just realize that if we let Franken go, without, at the same time, taking down Trump for his, at the very least, equal offenses, we will never take Trump, down and his accusers will be…

Yup. The GOP is only calling for the heads of the Dems. I don’t want Franken to resign because he sounds genuinely remorseful and seems to get it. And because goddamn, if he’s the first head to roll? We’re fucked. It doesn’t work to take the moral high ground if that means you surrender the whole battle. Both sides…

A couple issues with your report:

Democrats have had the moral high ground for a long time. It amounted to less than nothing. While we had the moral high ground; the republicans were busy gerrymandering us out of power and passing the kind of voter suppression laws that disenfranchises hundreds of thousands of people.

Congratulations on finding The One.

Noooo, George has a Muppet mouth! Fine for Muppets, not fine for sexy times.

A couple things: First, was anyone else taken aback by Ross’ “give him another 8 month baby” proposition? I know Ross is an ass, but goddamn. Second, I think Dwight Enys is appropriately low on the list because his sex stares are as narrow as his hips. Third, the actor who plays Ossie Whitworth deserves an award…

And Jeffrey Dahmer absolutely loved kids... with ranch dressing and cheese

Yeah, the whole biblical justification for things is sketchy. One of the local anti-abortion churches had a sign out in front that said something like, “Mary made a choice, and Jesus was born”. Um, did she really? Was she actually given a choice? Did the angel come down from heaven and say, “hey, if this is something…

When does Time issue a follow up “Kelly is kind of dick like Trump”

Did the neighbor have to have a reason to clock Rand Paul? His Toni home perm, overall doucheyness, and smug superiority, enough, oui? I applaud you, angry neighbor, for feeling your feelings.

I actually want to serve on a jury which is probably why I never get called in. This is also my theory of why I never win the lottery.

People who feel bad that their friend got mixed up in this mess and buy one fugly pair of leggings to be “supportive”

I remember first watching it. It was bizarre on its own and then when the sketchy intimidation/harassment started happening, I looked at my equally incredulous bf and was like ‘dis gon’ be good’

Maine voted to expand Medicaid, so fuck you right in the gizzard, Paul LePage. Great precedent for other purple states with red legislatures.

6. That guy who wanted someone to tie his kangaroo down.

I have a place up in Maine on a major lake, there are disputes over concrete piers poured a century ago when neighbors were friends and shared things on properties now worth millions. Lawyers and dirty tricks in the dead of night are fairly common. “I don’t like your tree shading my lakefront area” turns into a tree…

I wish someone would write an article about the new wave MLMs that target mom. Every mom I know now sells something (LulaRoe, Scentsy, Norwex, Pampered Chef), the shit just goes on and on.

this is the one crucial piece of info that is somehow always missing from any article about LulaRoe and its shadiness/inherent pyrmaid scheme setup. HOW DOES ANYONE THINK THESE CLOTHES ARE ATTRACTIVE? I call it the “i don’t want my husband to find me remotely fuckable anymore” look. really, does anyone think this shit…