I save five dollar bills. You don’t get a ton of them, so you don’t miss them, really.

There won’t be pines. All the trees will be dead.

You people can only read what the sources heard, but it’s actually the Kut Kut Kut act.

I’d like to Cut Cut Cut off his head - and Steve King and all his God dammed voters/supporters.

The 3rd repetition of “Cut” is what really drives home the message. It really let’s me know that our collective finances are going to be mutilated.

Let’s have an Indictment Advent Calendar. Every few days, we get to open a wonderful treat from Mueller Claus.

I’d like Mueller to go to Jared.

“He lunged for my car door.”

It’s godawful and the three instances I’ve had are 100% the worst experiences of my life. Worse than any loss I’ve had or physical pain or anything else. A living hell for ten minutes at a time.

I’ve experienced it by having a ‘dream within a dream’. Where I was asleep and experienced sleep paralysis and was initially terrified then realized what was happening, came out of the paralysis and ‘woke up’, sat up in my bed looked around my room where everything was exactly as it should be. Then I actually woke up…

THE BEST.

I often wonder if Mika knows about that dead intern who was found in Joe Scarborough’s office when he was repping Florida in the House. Lori Klausutis was her name.

And then there are people who are depressed and anxious who tried the trial-and-error method with antidepressants only to find it didn’t do shit but they know that a pill will make them happier, more productive people in twenty minutes.

A friend of mine recently got married and played “Kissing You”, “When You Say Nothing at All”, and “Today Was a Fairytale” during her ceremony. It confirmed my suspicions that this was less about specifically wanting to marry this guy and more just about finally getting the wedding she had been dreaming of since she…

i still fucking love that soundtrack

Perhaps I’d respect you more if I severed your head, stuck it on a pole and urinated on it every four hours...but I doubt it, as you’re a piece of shit Trumpie with no redeeming qualities at all. Fucking piece of shit Trumpies, always resorting to their tired old arguments to cover the fact that they gleefully voted…

I don’t know, but Canada was just diagnosed with one. I’m not sure what the treatment is- excision possibly?

I assume a craft beer, almost certainly an IPA.

People outside New England have very weird preconceptions about New England while blatantly ignoring the realities of New England. Film at 11.

@badmutha: Watch Ghost Adventures. You will die. Sometimes they get good evidence and it's spooky and fun, but in the more recent seasons they've gotten full of themselves and hilariously over the top. My friend and I call it Scooby Douche.