From the news article:

(sigh)

The story starts over a year ago, but I came to follow Joshua’s RX7 FC build about six months ago. We were both doing Rx7 rebuilds. I’m having a local 7's day in a little more than a week (which i will write up here on Jalopnik). This particular car was in my sights as my potential favorite at the event.

He was…

A few years ago, my mother got brake checked at a traffic light, severely damaging the front end of her 2002 Infiniti G20. My family was a bit light on funds at the time, and all my parents were able to afford at the time was a 1991 Mercedes-Benz 300E 2.6.

My first car! It lasted exactly 6 months to the day I bought it. Surprisingly It was not my fault but a lady in a CRV that for whatever reason decided she would drive around a car making a left into the parking lot she was coming out of but halfway through realized there was traffic and slammed on her brakes right in…

Toyota would never let this happen. #groundedtotheground

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

I agree.

If only we could find a car we knew his son would think is cool, that’s also fast and has a reliable toyota engine. How will we ever dream up such a car.

I guess warning people about the paving was not their Forte.

AHTANAMAS CAHS!

I think, from now on, there should be a poll and see which “expert” us Jalops agrees with as well as submitting our own recommendation.

Those birds never expected the Spanish Indyquisition.

Thanks.

Let’s be honest, the real crime here is vertical video.

Am I the only one that thinks this looks very photoshopped?

So Waymo fucking.

In fairness, any frigate that shoots spiders and snakes at their enemies is pretty badass.