Whoever Scouted this photo location deserves a raise.

Runs on anything - including used motor oil.

What is a "tactical paramedic" and how did the crew know one was aboard?

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Unlike most questions, this one's easy and I think I can actually answer it adequately. The thing is, most of us have a job. A fairly precarious job at that, and it's kind of a big deal to make it in to work in the morning. Now when you work on your car, which of course is a lot of fun, you have to start in after…

Zero mechanical skills, living in an apartment complex, with no second car. This can only end well for me.

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The problem is, no one can FIND the museum.

This guy seems skinny enough to just slide right under

I drive old awesome because I can't tolerate new shit and refuse to pay for new awesome. Old awesome still ends up cheaper than new awesome.

It's actually so far up front the radiator sits behind it on the firewall.

It's not a huge chunk of metal, but the SAAB 96's two-stroke powerplant sits way in front of the front axle! Also, points for not being transversely mounted.

Some great Audi recommendations but the Audi S8 takes the cake for me. 5.2L V10 hung out in front of the front wheels in the same great Audi fashion.

A 911 when it's facing the wrong way, so 99% of the time it's the 911.

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I love my 1973 Series 3. Yes, it can be temperamental. Yes, it leaks. Yes, it is (dangerously?) slow. But its simple honesty is refreshing. It demands your attention while driving. No texting. No phone calls (too loud). No radio. It is what it is.

Used to have one years ago, but now I've moved on to the relative sophistication of a lightweight, which is practically identical mechanically, but even more ugly:

I've been there many many times and now that I'm retired, I'm happy to say that I never have to go back. It's not a secret base, but since the general population isn't invited, it's one of the lesser-known Channel Islands. The SEALs do their thing in their area, everyone else does their thing somewhere else. The…

Portlandia meets Jeep Styling