Seriously, why are these even stories when they clearly shouldn’t be? The only story within these reports about old tweets is that there are actually genuine real-life losers amongst us who actually dig through YEARS OF TWEETS just to see what a random player said about another five years ago. It’s just truly fucking…

Hopefully we see 4 more games of awesome hockey!

So Vanessa Williams didn’t tell you about this earlier? She decided to save the best for last?