Hey Billy, go back to middle school and learn what a bicycle kick is. Oh wait, you already are in middle school.

Yes, internet posts. The metric of human knowledge since the beginning of time. Apply here for White Knight Flight Academy.

Hail to the White Knights

You’re welcome, dumbass

I’m glad you researched the phrasing of your tragedy-fucking this time around! Good job!

Fury Road was by far the best Burning Man / Victorias Secret mash-up I’ve seen all year.

I am dying laughing that the assumption wasn’t even based on previous title requests from the bank. Please retitle article “Baby didn’t get what he wanted, when he wanted it.”

A Tales from the Crypt woman in charge of the IMS. Yay, nepotism!