I'm a MI native as well, but I spent some time in the deep south in my teen years. The thing that surprised me the most was how little racism I *heard* while down south. I knew it was there, but I wasn't exposed to as much negative talk as I was in Michigan. There's certain breeds of Michiganders who drop N-bombs…

I love anything freeze-dried and I blame it on both the astronaut ice cream that I bought at a NASA gift shop as a child AND the MRE lunches from the army surplus store I had at my crazy veteran uncle's house that came with freeze-dried fruits and such. I wish there were cereals made from entirely freeze-dried…

feel ya. i had "bottle rot". my mom gave me a bottle of apple juice every evening at bedtime and she says my mouth was totally rotted out by age 3. i had caps on pretty much all of my teeth in first grade. i looked like a james bond villain with a bad perm. got my first abscess at age 11.

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This shit is even BIGGER than any of the commenters seem to know. These people are effin NUTS, and they control others to the extreme. I have members of my own family who were / currently are under the Gothard spell. I've been reading about this guy's sick shit for years, and unfortunately he's just one of MANY like…

Also, a scary tale that happened to one of my best friends:

I finally found a pediatrician like you after my son was diagnosed failure to thrive with serious jaundice. I wish I would have started out with one like you guys, though. Would have saved me a lot of guilt and blaming myself. :/

AGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! NOW YOU TELL ME!?! lol.
I never knew anyone who breastfed their kids, but I was determined to do it because everything I read (and I read a lot) while pregnant said it was best. After three weeks of losing my mind, not sleeping, calling la leche league, going to the hospital, going to the…

I've never spooned a pizza, but there are photos on my husband's phone of me covered from head to toe in fruit by the foot. That stuff is a pain in the ass to get out of hair, bed sheets, etc.

I'm a 29-year-old woman. I have two kids. I run a wedding photography business. I did awful and awesome in school at the same time - never completing things and thus usually getting shitty grades, but always testing fantastically and reading / writing well beyond my grade level. My two younger brothers were both…

Grand Marais in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan is not my hometown, but I wish it was. It is one of the most beautiful places I have ever been, period. This tiny hamlet is located on the shores of staggeringly blue Lake Superior and nearby awesomeness includes Pictured Rocks National Lakeshore and Seney Falls. My…

AND most of the top comments aren't pertaining to whatever the fuck shit you were *supposed* to be discussing, so I'm just going to assume you pissed someone off in the past and now it's personal? lol. Must be your penis. CUT IT OFF.

I understand what you were trying to say and I agree. I think people who have pubes are awesome for accepting them and letting them flourish. Too many people have pube phobias, including way too many guys who think pubes on women are gross probably at least partially due to the way porn and such depicts women as…

Are we talking just women you think are *HOT*, or just women in general? My brother is always bitching about nobody wanting to date him, but everyone I suggest is to ugly or annoying or whatever. I think he should just jump into the dating pool and try to have fun without judgement. It's not always about looks, and…

Agreed. Bob has some charm, too.

Fuck yeah - I've actually had a dream about Zach. hahaha.

I'd bang Louis CK for his intelligence. Intelligent dudes are where it's at for me. My husband was a big geek who also played guitar which sealed the deal for me. He's cool with my attraction to Louis CK. He knows smart ranting chubby dudes is kind of my thing.

I'm still pissed off about my husband's lack of paternity leave, and my last kid was born a little over three years ago. He had to go back to work after 2 days with our second child, and I was stuck home trying to breastfeed a newborn and wrangle a 4-year-old. I lost my damn mind and the milk suffered as a result. The…

Indeed. We need a petition of our own. A petition for sanity.