That makes sense.

"I'm pretty, but I take shit pictures and therefore have no real proof"

In my experience, there's nothing more emotional than home health care for the elderly and disabled. Nothing has made me feel so great about myself and so completely drained at the same time.

a lot of us don't just bleed - we fart and shit our brains out while cramping and feeling massively bloated. it's a hoot.

I say just take things as they come - at your own speed, yada yada. The subject will be broached eventually. Enjoy what you've got now, because it's definitely one of the most exciting times in a relationship.

well said.

that reminds me of some of the cultural differences between the north and the south. when i was 10 we moved to southern mississippi and it just blew my kid mind that other adults would totally step in and correct my brothers and i without even knowing my mother. the schools had corporal punishment, and every single…

egads. i've already talked to my 6.5 year old about some things. he knows how babies are made and born - an education spurred on by his younger sister's birth.

i work at my computer most of the day editing photos in tights and a tshirt with my "house bra" underneath. lol. does that mean i'm getting old - because i have a house bra? hahaha. anyway, i love wearing tights, spanx, whatever around the house as an alternative to pajamas. makes me feel much less Ewww.

and do you think i want to watch something catered to the fact that i'm a mother when i get off? that's fucking stupid. i don't like to think about the fact that my body is fucked beyond repair when i'm trying to come. i just want to see limber bitch get drilled from behind, close-up.

FUUUUUUUUUCK that shit. I don't get to look at the porns much anymore (like, ever, really) but when I did, I just wanted SEX, PENETRATION, SUCKING, LICKING, ETC. I could give a fuck less about any storylines or plots or what-the-fuck-evers. I just want to get off! Jesus. Isn't that what EVERYONE wants when they look…

ohhh yes, the magical glowing screen that occupies my mini-terrorists while i am selfishly taking a shit, washing dishes, etc. i know the few hours a day (oh yeah, i push it to the LIMIT) they spend basking in your electric haze is destroying their poor developing brains (i was practically raised by tv - i have no…

word. ditto. preach.

That happened to me while I was pregnant with our first child. I was irrationally INSANE over it. Just over the effin' edge, man. We've watched it together, but something about not getting nookie + feeling fat + him watching a video with these tiny bitches made me filled with RAGE! I've never walked in on him watching…

Oddly enough the rules for "bokeh" are the same for "bukkake"

I'm sure there's a psychiatrist somewhere that would love to get to know me a little better... hahaha

I guess you could say my mother is to blame for my ability to make acquaintances easy. We moved at least twice a year when I was a child, often changing schools, towns, and states. It's not the meeting new people part I have issues with - it's easy to be polite, friendly, and welcoming on a superficial level - the…

sucks that your wife has two babies to deal with.

i did post about it, i think maybe a few times. it was like "osker's almost potty trained!" that was my big public celebratory moment. i didn't think it was a big deal. if there are people who are annoyed about me talking about my kids they can totally unsubscribe to my updates. this is part of my life - fuck off.

I'm with you. We have two kids - 6 and 2, and with my last pregnancy I couldn't sleep in bed with my husband. He snores AND he has to get up at 5am for work, so we never really would go to bed together. (I'm a horrible insomniac) The baby slept in our room, but when she woke up for feedings I'd always go lay on the…