You need a pen that will fill your vagina so you can deliver smooth writing without slippage...

WHAT?! that's what you got from this article? anyway, i call bullshit on your assessment. they look EXACTLY like sizes 6-8s to me. i'm not surprised someone working in "fashion" has trouble identifying what size women are.

I'm a photographer and it's important for me to feel out the swearing situation. Even then, I tame it down - I am a "professional" after all. I use a well-placed cuss word to set a laid-back mood when necessary on photo shoots. Sometimes it makes you seem more human to clients, and sometimes it makes them laugh. I…

here, here! i keep saying it in hopes that it might happen. Skarsgård in Fifty Shades Movie. There. That's a little bit of SEO for the topic. lol.

word. big rib sisterhood. we got reeeee-uhbs.

You know what, my husband and I waited to fill the ol' donut hole, too. We did everything else imaginable, though. We got married young at 18 - not for everyone, mind you - but in the meantime we rolled around like horny cats anywhere and everywhere we could. I'm all for promoting masturbation, mutual masturbation,…

I'm holding a midnight vigil in honor of Will and Amy's broken marriage. In lieu of candles, I'm lighting cigarettes. In lieu of a toast, I'm, well actually toast sounds good - maybe with some apple butter? Midnight vigil will BRB following a trip to the kitchen.

this inspires me to start a trend of "poor" people posting about their glamorous lifestyles. i want to see photos of elegant ramen noodle and shasta cola dinners, people relaxing by a public pool with bottles of boones farm, wrists lined with faux leather watches made in china, receipts of items paid with food stamps,…

wtf is going on there?! husband says he must be really happy about his medal.

this conversation should receive an award for its awesomeness. seriously. best comment thread i've read in a really long time. WIN!

There's no magic switch that flips when you reach a certain age.

i keep telling people that my children are assholes to me sometimes, but there's no pity for the parents. lol. my friends now come to me for help because i've got an "older" kid. haaa. hilarious. my best advice thus far was telling my sister-in-law that yes, this phase will pass... only to be replaced by other, more…

that's going to mean a much larger burden on social services in the state. it's also going to mean a definite increase in teen pregnancy as well. just what the state needs - more residents receiving aid! or better yet, needing aid and being denied it. or, best of all, being told that there's help available for them in…

I can't take hormonal birth control either. Start paying *close* attention to how your body goes through its reproductive cycle - it helps stave off the buns if you can predict when there's a wad of dough ready to go into the oven. When ovulation is happening I opt for other means of sexual satisfaction that don't…