The CPAC crowd breaks out in boos after Van Jones says, accurately, that “undocumented immigrants right now have a lower crime rate than the rest of us.”

Counterpoint: if you need someone on Netflix to tell you how to clean your house, the problem might be you

I mean, say what you will about Elizabeth Holmes, but my god is she an amazing pioneer in the field of gender equality for massive corporate con-jobs. 

Yeah, I viewed that reporting with the exact same skeptical eye I’ve viewed literally every report over the past year that Mueller’s investigation is juuuuust about complete.

What makes less sense is that this wasn’t Kamala’s conviction—it belonged to some other office, which she was supposed to provide oversight of. It sounds like (at the time, at least) she just bought into the culture of fighting to the death to keep any and all exculpatory evidence hidden.

Nobody alive today has a grandparent who was a slave.

I mean, for what he pays, I’m sure their contract requires her to put up with some of his pawing. 

He shouldn’t be the Democratic Party candidate for president.

We definitely just bought the pastry. No way were we going to add that entire extra work. But we got a high quality one from Whole Foods and it was deliiiicious.

It wasn’t that hard to make (nailed inside temp since we have a quick-read thermometer), but the puff pastry wasn’t exactly... perfectly beautiful when we wrapped it. We didn’t really figure out how to close the ends of it nicely. Still delicious!!

Your chicken dish sounds really good, too. Love roast chicken, then you can make stock the next day!

That sounds like an amazing use for that extra amount! I’m so glad you were able to find some peaceful stability for a little while.

We decided to get reaaaal fancy for Valentine’s Day and made a beef wellington! It was A) incredibly delicious and decadent, and B) extraordinarily expensive for something home-made. But we’re getting three full meals out of it, and that’s what we had for dinner tonight!

Best for to you too!

I played about 30 minutes of Spec Ops: The Line, and then never played it again.

I straight-up stopped playing Far Cry 4 after I was looking up the mission trees online for some hint about which rebel I should support. When I found out that every ending was equally fucked up, I had already been getting tired with the gameplay loop and that just made me go “Nah, I’m good” and drop the game without…

Quarters? No. Now, a good crisp dollar bill? Oh yeaaaah.

You wrote out my thoughts a lot more eloquently than I did. Thank you.

By what possible metric were the elections “free and fair”?

I literally said “we, the United States, should stay the fuck out of this and stop interfering!”