Absolute laughter at the fact that the new mission statements says USCIS does anything “effciently.” Good god, that agency is so damn slow! They’ve got backlogs on backlogs on backlogs. Hilariously out of touch.
“Made a fandroid out of your girlfriend”
My 95-year-old grandfather loves telling inappropriate jokes and stories about things that have happened in his life. So yeah, I hope to be him some day. Except he has way better stories.
About 18 months ago I got a 4K monitor and a GTX 1080 (upgrading from my 1080p monitor and GTX 770). The difference still blows my mind!
Real question is, will it be as bad as Apple’s (and will.i.am’s) first foray into reality TV?
Congratulations! You’ve invented an immigration policy that largely incentivizes sociopaths, assholes, or those who have no interest in settling here permanently (and thus have no interest in improving America in the long term). And actively discourages conscientious people from immigrating. Great plan, I’m sure we’ll…
So immigrants should be forced to abandon their parents in their home country? Immigrants should have to choose between living in the U.S. and having their parents die alone with no support?
The more you know! Never heard of those.
“adjust.... status? What kind of commie bullshit is that??”
And like, that’s fine! They should be able to come here that way. I welcome them! Just, like, acknowledge the damn hypocrisy of it.
Yep, I’ve been saying this for a while. Setting aside that “chain migration” is a racist and xenophobic scare-word to describe the U.S.’s family-based immigration system.... Melania’s parents came here via chain migration. They are chain migrants.
Some of us always wanted to be a lumberjack. You know. Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The giant redwood. The larch. The fir. The mighty scots pine! Just sleep all night, and work all day.
Wouldn’t be a class action. Those are are multiple plaintiffs, single/few defendants. This is single plaintiff, multiple defendants.
God, if only I could fall into the same time warp that Folgers did and end up back in 2013.
It’s more that I genuinely don’t believe he doesn’t use paid actors for some of his stunts.
Ugh these are all unbelievably good.
I think a lot of people waited until the Women’s March.
Ugh I am so behind. I haven’t watched any of the last season! For some reason it got weirdly stressful to watch because it was like... too real.
Ha! Ha! Dirty Computer.