For her part, Fleissig seemed surprised that defendants would be jailed without any of these assessments being made, which is what was happening in St. Louis. Instead, judges were setting high bonds, or setting no bail at all, as “de facto substitutes” for those assessments, the Post-Dispatch writes.

I think Jared Kushner’s orgasm face is exactly like every other face he has. Perfectly still and waxen-like.

Real question, though: Would you accept $135 million if it meant you had to wake up next to creepy adult Omen child Jared Kushner every morning?

Is this the place where I mention that my partner got me to start using a CeraVe hyaluronic acid face wash every night and she was 100% right because it has made my face look a million times better?

When the only penalties are fines, it’s just a cost of doing business. Start throwing ship captains into jail for this. 

All the time. All the fucking time.

Here’s a link to the full report for anyone who wants to read it, which I don’t suggest if you don’t want to die of a rage-stroke.

It pretty much validates my entire (utterly uneducated) opinion about minor league baseball teams that they’re all run by complete morons, many of whom are still bitter they’ve never been able to be involved with a major league team, and just basically half-ass everything they do.

I kind of have to give you props for coming up with a new Elizabeth Warren hot-take.

They say their tomatoes are indeed grown in that special volcanic soil at the base of Mt. Vesuvius and that the reason they don’t have a DOP symbol is because after their crops were approved in 2010, a new government body came in to approve labels. Months later Cento was told “our label no longer conformed to their…

Oh yeah, it is ABSOLUTELY fucked up, all the deaths that have happened recently. Just that this one is more fucked up because of the coverup than the actual reasons (that we know so far).

The real issue on this one really IS the coverup, I think. Unlike the deaths of Felipe, Jakelin, Carlos, and the other two children, there’s no real indication of the sort of serious medical neglect CBP likely was engaged in. It’s fucking tragic but if she had congenital heart problems, sometimes awful shit happens.

Cuomo won’t fuck the airport because the airport is the one that fucks all of us; repeatedly.

I hope this doesn’t derail the planned Spider-Gwen movie because I am all into that.

what energy drink should I buy

Geez, by these definitions I’m basically an influence just for commenting here. Yeesh.

Welp, made it until 9:25 on a Monday morning before I hated everything. Great job everyone.

Tom Friedman’s article got me so mad too, so don’t worry, it’s not just you!

I struggled very hard with “taike.” Still no clue what sound he wanted that one to make.

time a’ day ... taike... waive ... yer... ya ... been ta .... Neithah ... Aye”